I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
(Source: not-a-painbow, via -hallokaitlyn)
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
(Source: snoopdong, via poppinonacid)
April: What are you going to do now? Are you going to hit me?
To show me how much you love me?Frank: Don’t worry, I can’t be bothered!
You’re not worth the trouble it would take to hit you!
You’re not worth the powder it would take to blow you up.
You are an empty, empty, hollow shell of a woman.
I mean, what the hell are you doing in my house if you hate me so much?
Why the hell are you married to me?
What the hell are you doing carrying my child?
I mean, why didn’t you just get rid of it when you had the chance?
Because listen to me, listen to me, I got news for you -
I wish to God that you had!
(via government-bloodyhooker)
